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46,959 Views • Mar 27, 2009 • Click to toggle off description
Thief 2 The Metal Age, Life of the Party
In this mission you must cross the city on the rooftops, making your way to the Mechanist's Cathedral; Anglewatch.
On your way you encounter the guards of two opposing Noble's Houses, at which point they start hurling insults about each others masters. Things degenerate until they cannot use only words and start to fill each other with arrows.
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Views : 46,959
Genre: Gaming
Date of upload: Mar 27, 2009 ^^
Rating : 4.991 (2/915 LTDR)
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Top Comments of this video!! :3
"Scurry off or you'll acquire some unnecessary ventilation"
Still gets me everytime.
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"if she breathes, she's a thot" but all characters are the french guy from The Holy Grail.
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This is my favorite moment in the entire series.
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This whole scene is simultaneously the most eloquently written and also the most savagely hilarious piece of dialogue I've ever heard in fiction.
The one-two punch of the "DOCKSIDE WHOREKEEPS" line followed swiftly by "WARMING UP THE STABLE BOY" is such a carefully crafted yet swiftly delivered burn that makes me lose my fucking mind every time I watch this.
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The "YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME" at 1:34 is legendary.
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"Why just last night, I saw her out back warming up the stable boy." Words of a Peeping Tom LOL
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Gotta love how the guard's voice cracks, it shows just how much fun the VAs were having unlike in modern dubs.
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I find it hard to explain just how much I love the original Thief games and spying on this kind of dialogue, all these years later and I still think about it and it still makes me laugh.
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waifu wars.jpg
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This is worthy of the Holy Grail.
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This is the sort of thing that gives the 1st 2 Thief games their soul, for lack of a better word.
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The fact that their own arrows kill one another quickly but when you try to kill a guard with arrows it takes like a hundred shots lol
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This is honestly one of the best pieces of video game dialogue/voice acting I've ever heard in my 20+ years of gaming! Has me in stitches every single time 😂😂
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For those who want to locate the sound files for this conversation:
Under the thief_2/RES folder, copy and unzip snd.crf to some other empty folder of your choosing.
Red Guard's lines are under guard1, named sg11101A, C, E, and G
Purple Guard's lines are under Guard5, named sg51101B, D, F, and H
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omg that guy in red makes me lol so har "YOUVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!" XD
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Thief II has the funniest enemies of any PC game ever. They all sound like Disney villians, and have the silliest lines of all-time (ex// "HERE IT COOOOOOMES!" by the archer, lol)
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I still remember this gorgeus moment when playing Thief myself. Thanks for recovering it, because the old youtube channel where I used to find it is already gone.
This game scene is so epic that I used the idea years later, as a random event in a D&D campaign for a spy character. When the player told me he wanted to remain hidden until the end of the discussion I directly searched a clip from this scene and put it for him on the screen.
This made me start a funny background for certain NPCS in my campaign (plus gainning another fan from this great game :D)
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They just don't make insults like this anymore...
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Going back to this glorious exchange because I am yet again ranting aboht Thief to friends, and the funniest part is that later in the game, we do get to learn who's right about Lady van Vernon and it's hysterical
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@randhuck8133
8 years ago
Whenever I read a huge flamewar on the Internet I always read them in these voices.
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