@trashman9806

2 years ago

I used to love Mario as a kid, I was obsessed. I played nearly all the games and watched the show whenever it came on my tv but, that all changed one day.I was thirteen years old and the Super Mario Bros Super show was on my tv so I sat down to watch it and what I heard I couldn’t believe. It was so long ago but what I heard, I could never forget… It went a little like this. The camera slowly and ominously panned into the Mario bros apartment where it appeared Luigi and Mario were cleaning up, and Luigi politely pointed out the fact that Mario had a stray piece of pasta on his overalls and Mario’s response changed the rest of my life. Mario waited for a second it seemed as if an anger was building in him and he stared at Luigi and said “OH FUCK YOU LUIGI!” as shock filled my body one tear drop glided down my left cheek. I jumped over to the remote and turned off the tv. Fear,anger, and confusion encompassed me as I sobbed but right then it happened. I looked up to see my tv turned back on with Mario staring at the screen and he said “Listen up paisanos no one, I mean fucking no one turns off the Super Mario Bros Super show not even you Josh”. I was unsure what to do. I mean how could Mario know my name! Mario then stepped to the side to reveal Luigi hanging by a noose behind him. I was even more scared than before, but something even worse happened. I saw Mario turn around with his back facing Luigi and he began to long jump backwards into his corpse. He began to scream and cut his own scream off to scream ever more, it was a horrifying sound out of a horror movie or a creepy pasta. He began to clip into my room. I screamed at the top of my lungs and saw Mario enter my room. My father rushed into my room after hearing my screech but he was too late because by the time he was in my room Mario had already begun pushing pins into my face and wrapping rubber bands around my head. My Dad ran out of the room and grabbed his gun and began firing at the red hat wearing plumber menace but Mario began singing the do the mario song and he began teleporting around the room just like the song. He began dodging the bullets by teleporting before they hit him. He counted the bullets and once my father ran out of bullets he put on a wing cap and began flying around my house screaming, and knocking things over before he burst through a window and flew away into the sunset and I never saw him again… I am still going to counseling over this incident and I never watched or played anything Mario related sense.

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