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Date of upload: Oct 14, 2010 ^^
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2:50 āWinos at the Eucharist station, transgendered substantiation.ā
For those of you that donāt know the process in which the priest turns the bread into the body of Christ is called Transubstantiation. Substantiation also means to prove something with evidence. That is some next level word play right there.
Bo Burnham is a goddamn genius.
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This is kind of a vent song for me. I went to catholic school from kindergarten through 6th grade and my last few years there were hell. I tried to hold on to religion after I came out as transgender, but the ālovingā religion was full of people who made me resent it. Iām atheist now and while Iām not mentally the best, Iām pretty sure I would be dead if I stayed within that community.
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I have copious amounts of religious trauma. And this song describes it. The church never answered my questions and instead told me I was going to hell for asking questions about holes in their stories. They would always knit pick things from a certain line in a certain chapter but refuse us context.
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All the seats at the Sunday masses,
Filled with the mass's massive asses,
Classes pass as fast as molasses.
Ceremonial reading glasses.
Read a little bit of Leviticus.
All the kids are a little too little for this.
All the parents nod in agreement -
"I think I can vaguely see what he meant."
It's too early in the morning glory
To read another allegory story,
The father, reads a little bit farther,
Assuring the assured that they need not bother
"When God, in verse 45, said that slaves are okay to buy,
He meant that people, all from the start
Each have slaves within their hearts.
Things, that we have sold or boughten, that are forced to pick our 'moral cotton'
God calls us to set these free, free our hearts from slavery...
And then as God goes on to explain the logistics of buying and selling slaves...
He was messin' around... Jes- Jes- Jesus is sort of, like... "
In the back, I sit and I nod to the beats that are bumpin' from my ipod
My god, they're starting to pray
And over the music I can hear them say,
"Dear God, dear Lord, dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword.
Dear good all-seeing being,
My way or the highway Yahweh.
The blue-balled anti-masturbator, the great, all-loving faggot hater,
I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white
And though this is your day of rest, I come to you with one request
There's so much pain beyond this steeple,
Wars and drugs and homeless people.
Sadness, where there should be joy, hate and rape and soulja boy.
A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight
But my dog just had leg surgery if you could fix that first... Jesus! "
Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place,
"Hail Mary, full of grace."
Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope
I know a couple dudes who wanna elope
See the church said, "Nope" so the bros can't cope.
The bros can grope but the bros can't cope
They've been in love, they've been addicted
Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did.
Cause in the holy land of the Lord, he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted.
Cause you can be a Benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but
You can't have Benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick
What?
Yeah, a dick on a pope is
Just like a soap on a rope, cause it's
Pointless, unless in prison,
Throw up your Bibles, Christ has risen.
Hallelujah, now it's raining men,
Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10.
Winos at the eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation
Jesus wasn't the messiah, get backĀ I'mĀ a heretic and I'm on fire
It was Oedipus, and those holy nights
The holy motherfucking Christ.
And I'm a blasphemah, post-katrina, cruising the marina.
On a crusade to cruise aids
AndĀ blast fema
You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya.
Amen,
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Turn up your nose, strike that pose.
Hey macarena!
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In case you are wondering whether God actually said it was okay to buy slaves, take a gander at Leviticus 25:44-46. I'll quote from the NIV Bible:
"44 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly."
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@jamlpe
3 years ago
he must've been in garage band for longer than 20 minutes. at least 21 minutes
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