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1,499,959 Views • May 28, 2023 • Click to toggle off description
00:00 - The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
02:20 - The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
05:33 - The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
09:17 - The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
12:39 - The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
15:52 - The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
19:30 - The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
23:12 - The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
26:41 - The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
30:05 - The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
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Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge
Views : 1,499,959
Genre: Comedy
Date of upload: May 28, 2023 ^^
Rating : 4.97 (322/42,182 LTDR)
RYD date created : 2024-05-13T04:46:00.788154Z
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Top Comments of this video!! :3
I love that Ryan’s version of banks are just big piles of money in some random office
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Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went -
Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”
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Ryan has committed so many crimes at risk of being arrested just for the sake of our entertainment. Mad respect.
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The "love you, bye" catches me off guard every time 😂
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"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch."
"Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!"
I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.
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"good news, everybody stops being an alive person eventually."
Such a dark line delivered so upbeat
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"I already ate my lunch money!"
Another fellow guy...just out here winging it.
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doing a backflip, snapping someone's neck and ruining everyone's day has to be the best crime
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Watching all of these in a row makes me really appreciate how complex the Ryan Cinematic Universe really is 😂😂
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“Your hair is arbitrary” is absolutely my go to insult 😂.
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'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.
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Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."
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I want a full movie where Ryan plays all the characters and he just changes his mustache and shirts 😂😂😂
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“Your not allowed to put people in rooms against their will so I’m gonna put you in a room against your will” made me hysterical😂
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Congratulations, Ryan! You truly are The First Guy to Create a Compilation of Seminal Moments in the History of Crime to Commemorate His Own Wedding!
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a whole half hour of crime? This has got to be one of the greatest deals of all time!
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This is just what crime is like in Canada.
It's a documentary.
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Imagine all these guys lined up in prison for lunch, all with the face of Ryan.
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imagine all the sketches would add up into a movie once you put them in the right order
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@RyanGeorge
11 months ago
Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
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