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Views : 537,399
Genre: Comedy
Date of upload: Mar 27, 2024 ^^
Rating : 4.988 (177/57,718 LTDR)
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I always love when Ryan clearly does a video on something that actually happened to him. It's very cathartic, I decided.
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If an evil ai hacked every machine in the world It would leave self checkouts unchanged.
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As a self-checkout assistant I can confirm that I would rather be anywhere else than at self-checkout.
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I'm glad that we finally got the prequel to "The First Guy to Ever Shoplift".
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Buying cat litter:
āPlease place your item in the bagging area.ā
Places it there.
āOMG itās too heavy! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!ā
Scans second box of litter.
āPlease place your item in the bagging areaā¦ā
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Ryan behind Ryan staring at Ryan is the most Ryan thing ever.
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I've never used one of these, but recently I had the opportunity to view some other people who were not me using them, and there's these traffic lights on top of them, and for almost every single one of them the red light came on and they had to stand there awkwardly and wait for a store employee to arrive, which sort of defeats the whole purpose of self check-out entirely, I've decided.
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Self-Checkout: Makes you go through a dozen questions about charities and such before letting you do your transaction.
Also, Self-Checkout once your done: "Get out! Take your stuff and leave! Move it! Move it! Move it!"
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I'm hideous AND untrustworthy!
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the other day I was scanning my groceries at the self checkout, and after scanning the yogurt I realized it would be most stable underneath the peanut butter instead of on top so I briefly rearranged those two items in the bag. when I clicked the pay button the register shut down completely with that "help is on the way message" and when the attendant came over it displayed in VERY LARGE LETTERS "Has This Item Been Scanned" and played a video at half speed of me rearranging the yogurt and the peanut butter while I and the attendant waited for about 6 years for it to be over.
all that to say, this video triggered the same primal rage in me
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I feel like thereās enough material here for another 5 skits. Donāt even get to having to go through a labyrinth of options at the end: no to donation, no to bags, no to loyalty card, no to proceedā¦ damn it!!!
(And thank you for this one: cathartic).
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āWhoops I didnāt put my bag in the bagging area.ā
*HEAVY BREATHING*
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It's the nuance of the mustache in the Ryanverse....the supervisor's mustache was present of course, but it was not large so he clearly was not the boss of the store .. it was more like a mid level stache
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'we waste literal hundreds of millions of dollars on absurdities every year but do you want to give five bucks to some vague poor people? If you don't give at least a dollar to some vague poor people then you suck!'
'wanna also round your total up to the next full dollar amount for other vague poor people? Reminder that we waste billions and could easily give money instead, but we prefer to make you feel like it's your fault and also we are keeping at least some of that money for ourselves.'
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One of my favorite little scenes in Sherlock was John arguing in the store with the chip and pin machine (British self checkout apparently) as it can't read his card, tells him unexpected items in the bagging area, etc. as he gets more and more wound up. He comes back empty handed, and Sherlock is like, "Where are the groceries?"
John: "I had a row with the chip and pin machine." Most relatable scene in a TV show ever.
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Oh yeah. I remember attending a lot of meetings when self-checkout systems were being designed.
My contribution to those meetings was always "That idea could easily backfire."
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āI think weāre gonna need the assistance of somebody that would rather be anywhere else but hereāšššššš
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The whole "put item in bagging area" and then "unexpected item in bagging area" is definitely a long forgotten trauma for me. What do you want from me, computer?! It's one of the reasons I started despising them and don't use self checkout.
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The only self checkout I've ever enjoyed using is the one at Home Depot. They forgo the stupid scale weighing everything and let you use a scanning gun (with green laser sight!). Beep beep beep and it can all just stay in your cart it's amazing.
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@RyanGeorge
1 month ago
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