@lifewithsarai1415

9 months ago

So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

*I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.*So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

*I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.*So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

*I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.*So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

*I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.*So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

*I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.*So I'm the gatekeeper for Heaven n Hell n I choose whether ppl get to go to Heaven or Hell when they die. I check their statistics, which it'd js say a specific percentage for Heaven n a specific percentage for Hell. For example, a person could appear in front of me, n all I gotta do is check their statistics on my book, which it could say 38% under Hell n 62% under Heaven, n they'd end up in Heaven bc of the statistics. When I was gatekeeping tdy, a familiar face, George, appeared...

Me: "George..? H-how did u die...?"

George had done some...bad things when he was alive.

George: "I-I was murdered by someone, I don't feel like getting into the details. I'd rather just know if I get to go to Heaven or Hell."

I check his statistics.

Me: "Looks like u're good to go! Congratulations on going to Heaven!"

George: "What...?"

Me: "U're going to Heaven!"

George: "Wait...! But...I..."

Me: "Hey, u may've r_ped a bunch of children while alive, including me. But it says ur going to Heaven. So congratulations!"

George: "...I don't deserve it. I'll js...head to Hell..."

He walked over to Hell, but I grabbed his arm n brought him back over to me.

Me: "U can't. I'll get in trouble. Then I'll lose my job. Js accept it, u're going to Heaven. That's a good thing."

I smile compassionately at him n then let him into Heaven.

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