@ashdjones

3 months ago

The last time your Doom chainsaw from Heavenly was used, it was to cut apart seperate segments of the armour seen in Clearest Blue. Reason why was to get a retro discount from the oldest pub in London Shakespeare used to go to. While the helmet and torso combined together was dorky, the fibreglass style tinned onepiece save you loads of times - it was warped and clanged on one side where a Monsterworld vampire wraith rhino cornered you in a cave and tried to make a drinking hole in your neck - theories stated Marihaja Patti was offering a clue to switch on the room light and destroy them with 'angel light'. On cutting it apart you complained about crouch street pakistani bangle jangling, the pub said you lack marauder experience and a golf caddy style retinner to top up resurface, ergo you went around a woods that made you lost expecting to get a coat of white rust - but this would only happen in a German woods so you threw it in a wish disease umblessing fountain and got a coat from a 24 hour emergency Topshop near Hyde Park. Huh? Well it made more profit selling shoes to Camden Goths at 2am, also parsnip cheeseburgers in the cafe. Back in the 50's Topshop was informal zietgiest goth like that, some of the shops stayed behind. In any case the armour belonged to Saint George as seen on the statue in Colchester - it had a lot of stylist mods to look like it wasn't tin one piece that traces back from Topshop - reaching the top of a mountain; maybe getting flung all the way down; hey you're in stuntman plastercast already. You kept it due to beating the dragon endboss of Monsterworld on loop till you got fed up of 'the giant Duplo style Pacman gameplay to supposed life meaning - baked beans say more'.

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