@martynrawlins8050

8 months ago

How do I become a comedian when no-one laughs at my humour. Do you think my audiences of 2 or 3 have something wrong with them especially when they walk away leaving me to come out with some hilarious routines? P.S. This sums up my life: I go to a building materials warehouse in my white van and when I come out, the car park is full of white vans which causes great problems. Surely they make vans in colours other than white. I decided to make my white van different to other white vans by painting a leaf on it. When I came out of the building materials warehouse I could see my van surrounded by police who wanted to search my van because they said that the leaf looked like a cannabis leaf. I just told them they could search my van and the only reason I have a leaf painted on it was to find my white van amongst all the other white vans. I also told them that it was purely coincidental that the leaf looks like a cannabis leaf on the grounds that I am not a botanist or artist. They searched the van and it was clean, apart from all the building dust. I then said they could have some of my blood if they wanted to check for cannabis. They did but I was clean because I don't smoke. The worse thing was that a few of the police officers started tittering. Finally I decided to paint my white van red but when I came out of the building materials warehouse my van was surrounded by red vans. Clearly other builders had similar problems. I haven't had much luck in getting anything built and think I'll go out of business. That's why I'd like to get into comedy

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