@eeveepokemonroblox

3 weeks ago

I'm not above a love to cash in Another lover underneath those flashin' lights Another one of those ruthless nights Yeah, yeah, yeah I shoulda guessed that this would happen I shoulda known it when I looked in your red, hot eyes Spewin' all your red, hot lies Yeah, yeah, yeah What's the worst part of this hell? I can only blame myself 'Cause I know you're poison You're feedin' me poison Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow Up your poison I made my choice and Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow Oh-oh, oh-oh Any way you want me, baby That's the way you got me, I'll be yours My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison I got so good at bein' untrue I got so good at tellin' you what you wanna hear I disassociate, disappear Yeah, yeah, yeah So far beyond difficult to resist another gulp Yeah, I know it's poison You're feedin' me poison I'm chokin' from the taste and I can't help but swallow Up your poison I made my choice and Every night I'm wasted like there's no tomorrow Oh-oh, oh-oh Any way you want me, baby That's the way you got me, I'll be yours My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison Poison, I'm drownin' in poison I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison Wish I had something to live for tomorrow Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time And I feel like you weren't hearing me before So here it goes I know Hell's population is out of control It's a bad situation It's taking a toll If we rehab these Sinners And cleanse all their souls At my Hazbin Hotel Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself! Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down Just to kill once a year And it must be annoying To schlep all the way here If they join you in Heaven That trip disappears! You can wave that chore farewell It'll be a happy day in he- Let me stop you right there Oh Save us all precious time Okay If what you're suggesting Is letting them climb Up the ladder Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates? Well, uh Sorry, sweetie But there's no defyin' their fates! 'Cause Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! Okay, but Just try to chillax, babe You're wasting your breath Did I hear you imply That they don't deserve death? Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry Well, actually, if you take a look Fair is fair, an eye for an eye! And when all's said and done (said and done) There's the question of fun (fun) And for those of us with Divine Ordainment Extermination is entertainment! Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo, fuck yeah! Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow Ugh Hell is forever Whether you like it or not Had their chance to behave better (where the Hell did you people come from?) Now they boil in the pot 'Cause the rules are black and white There's no use in tryin' to fight it They're burnin' for their lives Until we kill 'em again! Fuckin' Hell's forever And it's meant to suck a lot So give up your dumb endeavor 'Cause you don't have a shot! Long as I've got your attention I guess I should probably mention That we made the determination To move up the next Extermination! What? Can't wait a whole year To slaughter those little cunts I know it's just been a week But we'll be back in six months! Um, wait, didn't you Ugh, shit! Haha Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!) Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start! Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your executive producer? (That's true!) I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast hotelier Remember when I fixed that clog today? I was stuck, thank you sir! (Oh you!) I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw) You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?) I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned (hold on now!) It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood! Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud They say the family you choose is better (what a bunch of losers) Can you butt out of my song? (Your song? I started this!) I'm singing it, I'll finish it! (Oh, you tacky piece of–) It's me, yes it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, what a gas Took a while, but I'm present at last It's me, it's me Mimzy! Who?

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