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I Wasn’t Built for Monday Mornings

🚨 WARNING: This song contains extreme levels of Monday suffering. Proceed with coffee. ☕😴

Mondays are the villain of my life, and this is my anthem. If you’ve ever hit snooze 10 times, walked into work half asleep, or questioned why weekends are so short—this song is for you!

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🔻 LYRICS:
[Intro]
(Ugh… Monday again?)
Oh no, not another Monday!
Yeah, yeah, yeah—let’s go!

[Verse 1]
Woke up late, alarm did its best,
Snooze button champion, no time to rest.
Coffee’s cold and the bed feels right,
But the day’s calling—can’t hit rewind tonight.

[Pre-Chorus]
Traffic’s a nightmare, my mood’s a mess,
Emails piling up, but I must confess:
I’m still in bed, dreaming of a Sunday,
‘Cause Monday mornings? I’m just not made for this play!

[Chorus]
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings,
Too much hustle, too many yawning.
I need a break, just a little delay,
Let me sleep in ‘til it’s Friday!
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings—
No caffeine, just endless warnings.
Gimme a weekend that never ends,
‘Cause Mondays, oh, I just can’t pretend!

[Verse 2]
Mirror, mirror, who’s the groggiest of all?
Stumbling through routines, can barely stand tall.
Boss on the phone, “Where are you at?”
I mumble, “Uh… still dreaming, give me a minute to chat.”

[Pre-Chorus]
Emails, meetings, deadlines in sight,
My brain’s still stuck in a Saturday night.
I’m dancing with procrastination, lost in a haze—
Monday’s got me in a comic daze!

[Chorus]
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings,
Too much hustle, too many yawning.
I need a break, just a little delay,
Let me sleep in ‘til it’s Friday!
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings—
No caffeine, just endless warnings.
Gimme a weekend that never ends,
‘Cause Mondays, oh, I just can’t pretend!

[Bridge]
Raise your mugs, salute the snooze,
To all the dreamers who hit the cruise.
We’ll conquer the world once we’ve hit our stride—
But until then, let’s enjoy this lazy ride.

[Breakdown/Rap]
Yo, Monday’s got me like “Ugh, not again,”
My bed’s a fortress where dreams never end.
The world’s on fire while I hit repeat,
On that snooze-button symphony, can’t be beat!
Emails be piling, but I’m chillin’ instead—
In my PJ kingdom, ruling my bed.
Sorry, boss, but I can’t comply—
I was built for weekends, so goodbye!

[Final Chorus]
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings,
Too many alarms and groaning warnings.
I need that lazy vibe, a weekend to keep,
‘Cause Monday’s just a four-letter word for sleep!
I wasn’t built for Monday mornings—
Let’s rebel, keep our dreamers adorning.
Wave goodbye to the rush and pretend,
That Monday never arrives, my friend!

[Outro]
(Softly, almost whispered)
Here’s to the rebels who hit the snooze…
‘Cause we were built for weekends, not Monday blues.

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