this is sung by smix from www.teamliquid.net
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Lyrics:
The beta was young, when we first played you.
I close my eyes and the flashback starts- I'm standing there
I close my eyes, see the invite email, I'm logging in
Into battle net at 3 AM.
I see the ranks, see achivements, and icons.
I see you make me log into facebook and say hello
Little did I know...
That you took away LAN, you took away chatrooms-
And Blizzard said, "we don't support cross realm play"-
And I was crying on the forums-
Begging you, "Blizzard NOOOO..."
And I said...
StarCraft2, take me somewhere we can be alone.
Macro, micro, other games are not as fun.
You'll be the game and I'll be the gamer,
It's a love story, Kerrigan and Raynor.
So I download the crack version to play you.
We keep quiet, because they'd sue if they knew-
So close your eyes... imagine LAN for a little while.
Cause you were StarCraft2 - I was a hardcore gamer,
And Blizzard kept screwing up battle net-
But you were everything to me-
I was begging them, "Blizzard Nooo..."
And I said...
StarCraft2, take me, somewhere we can be alone
Macro, micro; other games are not as fun
I'll be the fanboy and You'll be the e-sport
It's a love story, just add LAN support-
StarCraft2, save me, they're trying to tell me how to play.
Forums aren't anonymous, they're now RE AL.
I am afraid, noobs can google my address.
What a disaster, Blizzard please fix this.
I got tired of waiting.
Wondering if you were ever coming around.
My faith in you was fading-
When I realized the beta was down.
And I said... StarCraft2, save me, I've been feeling so alone.
I keep waiting, all of this can be undone.
I see one more thread, and I click on the link-
You brought beta back and pulled out a patch and said...
Marry me userbase, you'll never have to be alone.
I have LAN, and chat rooms are good to go.
Face Book is gone; you can be anonymous
It's a love story, Blizzard just said... yes
'Cause the beta was young, when I first played you