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RYD date created : 2023-10-13T07:58:10.618574Z
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Submission:
...The Boss calls his secretary: "Get ready for the weekend, we are going on a business trip."
The secretary calls her husband: "I've to go on a business trip this weekend so take care of yourself"
The husband calls his girlfriend: "Wife is going on a business trip, come home we can have fun"
Girlfriend calls the boy whom she gives tuitions: "No tuitions this weekend"
The boy calls his father: "Dad, at last we can spend a weekend together."
Dad (The boss) calls his secretary: "The business trip is cancelled. I'm going to spend weekend with my son"
Secretary calls husband: "I won't be going"
The husband calls girlfriend: "I am sorry, wife is not going "
Girlfriend calls the boy: "I'm coming, you will have classes"
Boy calls his father: "Sorry Dad, I've classes"
Then....
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Next joke:
A woman finds out that she is pregnant.
The doctors are confused, as the child seems to be a monkey instead of a human baby.
The first thing she does afterward, is call her brother to share the news.
She tells him that the child is not a baby, but a monkey.
Her brother is confused and says, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"
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A man passes by a kid crying and sitting on the concrete sidewalk and the man walks up to him. The man says "What's wrong?", The kid says "I got a B in every subject...", The man says "Why are you crying and beaten up?", the kid says "In my school, B stands for beating... And if you get B's in all subjects, you got the whoopin..."
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I have a Kid Literal joke submission.
One day kid literal went to school.
He heard a kid say, "Summer made me into a couch potato" Kid Literal replied, "How did you get turned back into a child?" Then he entered the classroom. The teacher said, "I'm going to pass out-" but before she could finish her sentence, Kid LiterL immediately started trying to help. "HELP! SHES GONNA PASS OUT! GET THE NURSE!" after that settled down, she starting handing out assignments. "This work is gonna be the end of me!" One child complained. " Kid Literal said, "Guys! Be careful! The work is going to end us all! It's dangerous!" The teacher ignored Kid Literals outburst and said, "Remember, kids, education is the answer to everything in life." Kid Literal whispered to Sandy, "The teacher is kind of dumb. She gave us the answers to the questions already!" Finally he went home. Captain Literal asked about his day. Kid Literal responded, "OH it was great! The teacher spoke with wisdom." Captain Literal asked, "Who is Wisdom? Is he your friend?"
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day 6 of submitting this joke i made up:
a man and his wife are going to restaurant for dinner. after their meal, the man notices on the receipt that his wife got her meal free. the man asks his wife how she got her meal free. and then his wife smiled and pointed to the sign that says: kids 7 and under eat free.
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Joke submission:
Captain Literal's son was making cookies. Captain Literal was giving him all the basic instructions, before leaving to do his literal job. He had weighed out all the ingredients, and mixed them. After this, Captain Literal ordered him to chill it. But a few hours passed, and not Captain Literal's son or the cookie dough which he just created were to be found.
They searched everywhere, but eventually gave up. In a state of panic, he went to the beach. He lied down, and looked at the waves. But then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw his son and the cookie dough, next to each other on the beach. Captain Literal asked his son what he was doing. To his surprise, his son replied, "We're chilling."
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@wherethepulplives
1 year ago
Rolls a natural 20 on charisma, 0 on perception.
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