If the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 crash-landed into the Mojave Wasteland as the protagonist of *Fallout: New Vegas*, things would go off the rails quickly. With his "Happy Juice" (a generous stash of Scotch and whiskey from the Tops Casino and the Atomic Wrangler), Demoman would blaze a path of wild destruction, seeing factions like the NCR, Caesar's Legion, and Mr. House's Securitrons as little more than explosive practice targets. First, he’d saunter into Goodsprings and, mistaking Easy Pete’s dynamite stash for something he needed to “borrow,” blow up half the town in the process. This chaotic act would immediately place him at odds with both the Powder Gangers and the NCR, whose patrols he’d end up annihilating simply because he thought they were "stuck-up cowards with a fancy badge." With the “Loose Cannon” perk and a stash of Frag Grenades from Mick & Ralph's, Demoman would lay waste to both sides in a heartbeat, leaving only rubble and scorched wasteland behind.

As Demoman stumbles through New Vegas, he’d treat every faction with the same explosive disrespect, becoming notorious in places like Freeside, the Old Mormon Fort, and Camp McCarran. When Benny tries to “check” him at the Tops Casino, Demoman would blast him with a grenade, leaving a smoky hole where Benny’s flashy suit used to be, all while giggling and muttering “Bollocks to this!” His penchant for mayhem would inevitably lead him to Hidden Valley, where he'd accidentally breach Brotherhood of Steel bunkers with a few too many bombs, and to Camp Forlorn Hope, where even the sight of a well-meaning NCR soldier would set him off. In a fit of “Happy Juice” frenzy, he’d trudge into Black Mountain, mistaking Tabitha's Super Mutants for something fun to “test out the stickies on.” By the time he realizes his mistake, he's wiped out both Tabitha and Rhonda, marking another major faction gone in a hail of explosive shrapnel. With Demoman’s reckless antics, he'd amass so many "Villified" statuses that nearly every faction in the Wasteland would have a bounty on his head.

By the time the Second Battle of Hoover Dam rolls around, Demoman’s reputation is so ruined that no faction will trust him to side with them, and he has no other option but to choose the "Wild Card" route. Yet, just as the climactic battle begins, he realizes he's completely out of “Happy Juice” and, with a hazy mind, fires a massive explosive that accidentally levels both NCR and Legion forces in the Dam. In a twist befitting his anarchic style, he walks away singing “Big Iron” with a grin, abandoning Hoover Dam to ruin. With every faction now destroyed or scattered, Demoman would take a final swig of his last Scotch bottle, throw it over his shoulder, and trudge into the endless Mojave night, leaving a trail of destruction and empty whiskey bottles behind.

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