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8,710 Views • Jul 31, 2023 • Click to toggle off description
Thank you @Fishyboi432 for submitting the joke.
(P) 2023, Where the Pulp Lives.
"They say no joke is really new but has its origin in the hinterlands of another day, the product of some distant unnamed jokesmith. So here is our salute to all the merry company of wits who have made it their happy business to concoct the food of laughter!" -- Lewis & Faye Copelan
Views : 8,710
Genre: Entertainment
License: Standard YouTube License
Uploaded At Jul 31, 2023 ^^
warning: returnyoutubedislikes may not be accurate, this is just an estiment ehe :3
Rating : 4.956 (10/894 LTDR)
98.89% of the users lieked the video!!
1.11% of the users dislieked the video!!
User score: 98.33- Masterpiece Video
RYD date created : 2023-09-08T06:52:11.59961Z
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34 Comments
Top Comments of this video!! :3
Eating the test was like doing the test: easy as pie.
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Everytime i see kid literal, I remember that he's adopted.
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Joke submission:
A crowd of kids from different school were talking about who has the best teacher. "My teacher is the best teacher ever, she didn't even gave us a homework! " said by one of the kid. "No, my teacher is better. We played minigames together in class". And then one kid suddenly stood up all excited " Well, my teacher is much better. He knew I have a crush on a girl in my school so he put us both together for group project! "
"Wait aren't you homeschooled? "
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The other kids when kid literal brought a plate and spoon. : you’re dead meat. Kid literal 😐😝🤔I’m not dead meat, I’m kid literal!
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Raised by his dad, i see.
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Joke submission: A man walked into a bar and ordered two drinks. The bartender said that it was in the house. The man was surprised but figured that it was because of an anniversary of some sort, didn't think much of it. After some while without the drinks arriving, he got impatient. "Where's my drinks?" he demanded. The bartender replied, "It's on the house, we don't know how it got there."
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Nom nom nom nom nom, hmmmm needs salt
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😂
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Pun :
A woman pregnant with twins goes into labor unexpectedly.
Her brother drove her to the hospital, since her husband was away on business. It was a very risky delivery, and the doctors had to put her under during the procedure.
The woman woke up and immediately asked, "Are my babies okay?"
The nurse on call said reassuringly, "Oh yes, your children were born healthy, a boy and a girl. However -- your brother had to name them because we needed to get the birth certificates filled out."
Nervously, she asked, "What did he name my daughter?"
"Denise," the nurse replied.
Relieved, the woman said, "That's a lovely name! I was worried he'd come up with something truly awful. And my son?"
"Denephew."
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Everyone Iknow eats cake with a fork. I’m the only one I know of who choses a spoon.
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💀
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I have a joke submission
A woman lived in an apartment complex with four floors
On the first floor was her
The second floor was her neighbor who was a football player
The third floor had a man who was a scientist
And the fourth floor had a blind man. She was familiar with all of them
On day when she was in the shower, she heard a knock at her door. She put on a towel and answered it.
"I just came to share the news that my team won the football game!"
"That's so amazing!" She went back in the shower as he left.
Later another knock came, she put on the towel and answered.
"My science team just figured out an important cure!"
"Good job!" She went back to the shower.
Finally a third knock came and she heard
"Hey it's me, your neighbor from the fourth floor, I have something to tell you!"
Her, knowing he's blind, didn't put on the towel and answered the door.
"I… Got my sight back…"
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I thought kid literal was adopted?
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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:0
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Ok
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Kinda sus ngl
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not original
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😂
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@wherethepulplives
1 year ago
"Told you the test was a piece of cake!"
"I know. I graduATE it!"
Thank you @orlandocao7541 for submitting the joke.
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