@cjuw

7 months ago

**BARTENDER**: I told you, you're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere. Now, get out of my bar. 🍺 **LOGAN**: Just give me one more drink and then I'll leave. 🥃 **DEADPOOL**: Hi, peanut. I'm going to need you to come with me right now. 🥜 **LOGAN**: Look, lady, I'm not interested. 🙅‍♂️ **DEADPOOL**: Alright, well, I'm sort of on the tick-tick, so upsy-daisy, here we go. ⏰ **LOGAN**: Whoa, hey, hey! You don't want this. Unless you want to take a deep breath through your forehead, I suggest you reconsider. 😮 **DEADPOOL**: I'm about to lose everything that I've ever cared about. 😢 **WOLVERINE**: Not my problem. 🤷‍♂️ **DEADPOOL**: Is that what you said when your world went to s***? 💥 **WOLVERINE**: Come again? 🤨 **PARADOX**: This Wolverine let down his entire world. 🌍 **WADE WILSON**: Want to talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act flashback? 👻 **WOLVERINE**: Uh, go freak yourself. 🤬 **DEADPOOL**: I don't know anything about saving worlds, but you do! 🌟 **WOLVERINE**: Trust me, kid, I'm no hero. 🦸‍♂️ **WADE WILSON**: You were an X-Man. You were the X-Man. 🦸‍♂️ **DEADPOOL**: I am soaking wet right now. 💦 **DEADPOOL**: This is what I'm talking about. Big slow-motion action sequence! Who knows if you live or die? Let's go! 🎬 **WOLVERI

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