@_DarthNihilus_

5 months ago

Instructions unclear: it bounced with an unexpected vitality. With each bounce, it gained momentum, and the first casualty was a small flower pot, which shattered into a dozen pieces. The brick ricocheted off the pot and smashed through a fence, continuing its path of destruction. It then hurtled into the street, where it collided with a bicycle, warping the wheel and sending the rider into a nearby bush. The chaos was just beginning. The brick found its way into a local supermarket, where it zoomed down aisles, knocking over cans and jars, leaving a trail of groceries in its wake. It then bounced out the door and somehow made its way into a car factory, where it caused a Rube Goldberg-like series of events that ended with a conveyor belt breakdown. You watched in disbelief as the brick's destructive ballet continued. It seemed to be drawn to the most chaotic outcomes possible. It darted through a TV studio, interrupting a live broadcast as it zipped across the news desk. It even found its way into a science lab, where it hit a button that released an experimental weather balloon into the atmosphere. As the brick's journey continued, it found it's way into secret Russian military bases and set of every nuke in their. It then found a serum turning the brick into a universally sized brick. It then proceeded to destroy everything in existence. Maybe make better instructions next time buddy.

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