Crappy Pasta
20 videos • 730,161 views • by retsupurae When I was 8, my favorite things to read were crappypastas about video games. One day, I bought a mysterious book called crappypasta.txt. When I opened it, the preface only said, "LEAVE NOW" and I paper cut myself so hard that hyper-realistic blood got all over my computer I mean my book.