The Entire History of Early Ancient Battles
16 videos • 2 views • by The dark side of history The Entire History of Early Ancient Battles: The Entire History of Early Ancient Battles is a boring history for sleep playlist designed to transform legendary clashes—like Thutmose III’s siege of Megiddo, Alexander’s conquests, and Rome’s epic battles—into a soothing lullaby of historical storytelling. For the sleepless historian in you, this collection turns military strategies, heroic last stands, and forgotten wars into a calming narrative. Each episode unfolds in a slow, rhythmic cadence, blending meticulous historical detail with dreamy monotony—perfect for those who crave history for sleep without sacrificing depth. Picture the clatter of swords fading into whispers, the distant shouts of pharaohs dissolving into white noise, and the rise and fall of empires lulling your mind into tranquility. Why count sheep when you can count chariots at Marathon? Why toss and turn when you can drift off to the boring history for sleep retelling of Hannibal crossing the Alps? These tales, once fierce and thunderous, are now retold in a voice as smooth as papyrus, turning ancient battlefields into a mental sanctuary. The sleepless historian knows that history isn’t always about excitement—sometimes, it’s about the hypnotic repetition of dates, the slow march of armies, and the inevitable fall of kings. This playlist leans into that meditative quality, making history for sleep an experience rather than a lesson. Whether you’re a lifelong history buff or just someone who needs background noise to unwind, these stories will guide you into restful oblivion. Press play, close your eyes, and let the boring history for sleep carry you through time. From the dust of Mesopotamia to the foggy forests of Germania, each battle is a stepping stone to deeper relaxation. The sleepless historian becomes the well-rested historian—one ancient war at a time. Sweet dreams, conqueror." Battle of Megiddo (~1457 TC) – Ai Cập của Pharaoh Thutmose III đánh bại liên minh Canaan. Battle of Kadesh (~1274 TC) – Ai Cập và Hittite, trận xe ngựa lớn nhất lịch sử. Battle of the Delta (~1175 TC) – Ramses III chống Sea Peoples. Battle of Nihriya (~1245 TC) – Hittite vs Assyria. Battle of Qarqar (~853 TC) – Liên minh Levant chống Assyria. Battle of Mount Gilboa (~1050 TC) – Philistine đánh bại Israel, vua Saul tử trận. Battle of Michmash (~1025 TC) – Israel thắng Philistine nhờ phục kích đêm. Battle of Muye (~1046 TC) – Nhà Chu lật đổ nhà Thương, lập triều mới. Battle of Lachish (~701 TC) – Assyria của Sennacherib bao vây Judah. Siege of Samaria (~722 TC) – Assyria hạ vương quốc Israel phía Bắc. Battle of Halule (~691 TC) – Assyria chống liên minh Babylon–Elam. Battle of Opis (~539 TC) – Cyrus Đại đế chiếm Babylon. Battle of Sardis (~547 TC) – Ba Tư đánh bại Lydia. Battle of the Eclipse (~585 TC) – Lydia vs Media, hòa do nhật thực bất ngờ. Battle of Carchemish (~605 TC) – Babylon đánh bại Ai Cập, kiểm soát Syria. Battle of Pelusium (~525 TC) – Ba Tư chinh phục Ai Cập. Battle of Thymbra (~547 TC) – Cyrus thắng Croesus. Battle of Pteria (~547 TC) – Lydia vs Ba Tư, bất phân thắng bại. Battle of Marathon (490 TC) – Athens đánh bại Ba Tư. Battle of Thermopylae (480 TC) – 300 Spartan chống đại quân Ba Tư. Battle of Artemisium (480 TC) – Hải quân Hy Lạp vs Ba Tư. Battle of Salamis (480 TC) – Hy Lạp thắng hải chiến quyết định. Battle of Plataea (479 TC) – Hy Lạp chấm dứt xâm lược của Ba Tư. Battle of Mycale (479 TC) – Hy Lạp phá hủy hạm đội Ba Tư. Battle of Himera (480 TC) – Syracuse thắng Carthage. Battle of Cumae (474 TC) – Liên minh Syracuse–Cumae đánh Etruscan. Battle of Eurymedon (~466 TC) – Athens phá hủy hạm đội Ba Tư. Battle of Tanagra (457 TC) – Sparta vs Athens trong Chiến tranh Thần thánh. Battle of Oenophyta (457 TC) – Athens thắng Thebes. Battle of Delium (424 TC) – Thebes thắng Athens.