D.A.P. (Russell Hartley Diss)
Oct 2, 2020 - 6.8K Views - By moar münecat

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LYRICS:
Horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house

Bring a bottle of FIJI
For this dry-ass P-word
We ain't gonna need no squeegee
For this dry-ass P-word
Some one give us some lotion
For this dry-ass P-word
Someone bring the Pacific ocean
To this dry-ass P-word

I’m a big deal, my cherries are real, and yeah I might be broke
But I’m not bland like oatmeal, I can actually crack a joke
I’m livin’ life on easy mode, you were bullied and it showed
You skinny like Jared Leto, biceps like you were stung by a mosquito

Take me out for brunch I’ll eat the tables and chairs
I’ll take doggy bag home then I’ll be in your nightmares
I’d eat you too but I’ve got bad case of lockjaw
So I’ll just leave you chained to the floor

In the bathroom on your own in your Sunday best
Telling men how women love to be oppressed
You say it’s like shooting fish in a barrel
One look at you and you make me sterile

Bring a bottle of FIJI
For this dry-ass P-word
We ain’t gonna need no squeegee
For this dry-ass P-word
Some one give us some lotion
For this dry-ass P-word
Someone bring the Pacific ocean
To this dry-ass P-word

Give me my score out of ten
I need to know my value to men
Give me that super soaker
Before I run off with a club promoter

Pullin’ out, the MarioKart, two-fiddy CC’s, extra hard
Come take the wheel, gon’ make you squeal
Slippin’ on my banana peel

Me and my girls gettin boba tea
Usin’ your card, got no money
Come see my nails, I got a mani
To replace my personality

I aint skinny like a fawn, I’m a stallion, come jump on
You got arms like cables, this mare just left the stable

In case you didn’t understand, that was a metaphor. I wasn’t actually saying I was a horse, guys, come on.

Horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house
There’s some horses in this house
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