Drugs are bad for everybody, so make sure to give them to Charlie Sheen. That being said, cheese is my favorite food, and my dog is better than yours. You can't dip doritos in acid like it's salsa. That's how you lose a perfectly good dorito. Can your can do what my can can? Shook a squirrel down for a quarter it stole from a Japanese tourist because I've never been to Chicago before. Testiclese the Greek God of balls is my spirit animal. All hail cockatoo Steve and his raging foreskin. Punch the air so that next breath doesn't talk some shit you can't back up. Grass. Little kitties screaming in the dryer because the bath was too wet. Better than the microwave i guess. Take the L when you try to out pizza the hut BECAUSE NOBODY OUT PIZZA'S THE HUT! Candid cicada coughing cringy crass caca. Pulminary archery.......look it up......great song. Rags to riches sounds like a successful laundromat story. Pop that, snap that, no condom, now you clap that. Ouch. Glossy bead whistles recorder :)