I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older and then it dawned on me--they're cramming for their final exam.
-George Carlin
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
-Unknown
I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older and then it dawned on me--they're cramming for their final exam.
-George Carlin
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw
-Unknown