"Who are Chip and Crinkle?" - Greasy Steve
"I don't understand it, but I like it" - Crinkle
"I don't like it, but I understand it" - Greasy Christine (Greasy Steve's mom)
"It's almost like a let's play channel - they play the game but they don't play it well" - Noel Edmunds
"I watched four episodes on a flight to Tenerife and the plane didn't nosedive into the sea. A real shame" - Paul from next door
"I think I'd do well in prison" - Chip
"I laughed so hard I did a wee" - Margaret the smelly wee woman