Two housemates, both alike in dignity
(In fair Newcastle upon Tyne where we lay our scene)
From ancient memes break to new video,
Where civil editing makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal broadcasting of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed housemates take their life,
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Doth with their uploads bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-marked iMovie skills,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their childrenās end, naught could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our channelā
The which, if you with patient eyes attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
ā Steve & Dave