The Great Emperor of the Glorious Tuna Empire, the Greatest Empire of the Sea! Squids beware, The Emperor is coming to eat you! Tuna's favorite food is Squid, but Tuna doesn't discriminate when it comes to Cephalopod Snacks. Tuna will eat any sea-creature though, because Tuna is the Top Superpreadator of the sea and likes to enjoy all the yummy snacks. Tuna's favorite activity, besides eating squid, is to Swim. Tuna loves swimming. Tuna is the fastest creature in the sea, nothing is faster than Tuna, even those Human creations that think they are fast... So pitifully slow. Tuna's Dorsal Fin is the biggest in the sea, which contributes to The Emperor's most fastest of speeds. The Emperor can circle our great Planet of Earth in 52.7 Human seconds, and that accounts for 4 squid-snack breaks.
The Emperor will protect all of his Tunas and continue to make our glorious Empire Prosperous! Tuna will continue to spray lots of Tuna eggs and make Trillions of Emperor Tuna Babies!