Parody channel of our favorite unemployed lolcow.
Hi - I'm B4T from the GREAT USA, the creative force behind B4T Parodies - I'm a 33 year-old part time Uber driver. Okay you got me, I only drive Uber as a hobby. I got other skills as well. I have been building a homeless encampment inside my dad's kitchen for the past decade or so. It has become quite infamous. Anyway, hit me up if you want to learn my kung-fu on how to survive as an upscale bum.
Also I need you to buy me an RV and if you can't donate that then maybe you can buy me a camera instead. We both benefit!
UPDATE: I some how got enough money for a new Sony Camera, iPhone, Airfare to Mexico, and a passport. Please keep sending donations. Thank you.