HELP ME PLEASE! THE MAN YOU SEE ON THE SCREEN ISN'T JEREMY ELBERTSON. THE CLONING HAS GONE TOO FAR! THEY THOUGHT THEY KILLED ME AFTER I CREATED BAT BOY BUT IM STILL ALIVE. IM STILL IN BOSTON UNDERNEATH THE OLD HOUSE. IVE GOT AT LEAST 3 MORE YEARS SUPPLY OF DR PEPPER. I RAN OUT OF FOOD FIVE YEARS AGO BUT IVE BEEN ABLE TO SURVIVE OFF OF THE CORPSES OF CLONES THEY KILLED FOR MAKING SHITTY CHARACTERS. IVE EVEN FOUGHT OTHER CLONES THAT MADE IT TO THE DEATH TO BE ABLE TO EAT. MY ONLY SOURCE OF ENTERTAINMENT ARE COPIES OF THE DEPARTED THAT I FIND THE CORPSES OF OTHER CLONES. EVER SINCE THEY MOVED TO NEVADA IVE BEEN RUNNING OUT OF CLONES TO EAT. PLEASE SOMEONE SEND HELP!