GLORP may seem friendly, but it is not advised to pet GLORP as it is easily agitated. GLORP is not responsible for any harm to the Scapula, Radiocarpal Joints, or any household pets. In fact, GLORP will not be help accountable for anything, ever. GLORP is less of a metaphysical being and more closely resembles the influx (or lack there of) of norepinephrine to the brain during a nightmare. Keep on GLORPin'