I’m dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasis how hilarious I found the comment just made, I’ve created a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to exist as a living being. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly referred to by the youth has made my message more comprehensible for the younger generation, which, possibly, could be the majority of individuals who dare to read this feral scroll in the scandalous YouTube “description” in which is customizable by the user. Sadly, I’ll have to conclude it here in order to shorten this message, so not to reach the maximum amount of characters allowed in a description. Thank you for your time.