LUMPY BARNEY:
the physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Chezz Rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled
DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
EXAMPLE: after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
LUMPY BARNEY:
the physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Chezz Rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled
DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
EXAMPLE: after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney