This is Red Dirt Country, home cut-off shorts, sleeveless shirts, and 40-pound ham sammiches. Around here, we say things like "warsher", "uul", and "Sweet Buttered Toast!" Sometimes, we jump out of cars for no particularly good reason. So if you got a hankering for some down and dirty how-to tech action with whole lot of goofy gooberness, come on down the Red Dirt Rodz, we'll git you fixed, son.