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I'm an old, sarcastic, cynical and pessimistic Finnish female, a collector of many, many things, including but not limited to books, Swarovski crystal figurines, automatons, antiques and many strange things. I live in a large, old and very strange house with my husband Mikko. An all-around curious person with way too many interests. My major at university was history.