Welp, former desc is no longer true (that’s what I get for not checking in 4-5 years); Howdy. I like to try to be funny, and occasionally pull it off. More often than not I’ll keep talking when no one’s listening, though, and may or may not seem patronizing.
If it ever seems like I’m “trying” to be smart, well, don’t you believe it, I’m pretty dumb.