A guy from San Jose..
•Don't be ashamed to fart while you urinate, there is no rain without thunder
•The fact there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers
Cristiano Ronaldo is my 🐐
One fact about me is that I simply hate listening to songs topping the charts cause I feel so 'not different' lol
•Nole is the GOAT of the GOATs
Chael 'never lost a round' Sonnen's videos are therapy