"You play outside too much; you should get inside and get some fresh air. And play a video game, for Chist's sake, like a normal human being. It'll be good for you.
All the kids these days have their own brand, and have at least a 100k subs by your age....And what are you even doing out there? Jogging? When did I fail as a parent?"
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