"Guess who, idiots."
And now and ode to Spamton
"He showers our souls with incredible deals And with hearty pipis,
our heart he so steals No fool would be greater Then he who denies
That Spamton give me the chance to earn WILD PRIZE
Not a circus clown, who's more sick Than he funny A lovable salesman,
who give me free money You may ask, who is next?
You may ask, who will be? Who will be secret boss of adventure No 3?
Me dont knows. And me dont cares! Me only cares about Spanetom
The rest can go up in the airs!! [Please pay 4.99 to continue the poem]"
-Spamton A Spamton
19 August 2023