Hi I'm Sans DANK
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w̷͖̗̖͎̠ͥ̓͊̈́̆ͮ̅͂ͩḩ̭̣̥̹̪̩̭̐̊̎̽͛ͫ̌̿͢y̨͓̏͗ͫ ̤̮̣͌͂ͥ̓t̸̨̥̜̪̿̓̐ḩ̝̥̭̰͌ͪͮ͢ë̢̲̳̙́͊̏ͯ̔͠ ̸̼͎͎͖̣̦̥ͮ͆̐f̥̭̥̯̳͉̯̆ͮ͡u̢̪̲̪ͧ̾̊̕̕c̸̳͎̲̫̲͛̄̕ḵ̰̲̯̍͐ ̢̦̬̅͒͑͜a̡͚͉̬͛ͪ̎̎͗͒ͭ̚̕r̜̦̤̤̼ͧ͐ẻ̢̨̃ͩ̃ͦ͌͑̔͑҉̝̘̗̖͚̩ ̹̩̈́ͩͨ́͢y̱̝̆͑ͦ͐̔ͥ̂ͪ̕o̘̣͋̍̽̎̈́̅̀͢ȕ̷̯̤̫̝̘̲͂͗͌͐ͥ̇͝ ̵̯͉̙̬̰̫͍̥̋̔͘ẖ͕̱̯͖͋̒̓̓͛͌̊ͧeͫ̈́ͪ͏̴̮͍͖͕̥̳̻̲́r̋̒̓̉͏̦̝̤͕̣ĕ̷̠̩̟̔͌̓͛ͪ̿̃ͥ?̸͖̰̥̼̹͊̓̎̊͑ͅ
w̸̨̼̥̲͈̺̞̙̻͂̀͒ͣ͒̇̋̅͞ͅh̪̦̦̥̬̣ͯ̾̋̃y̷̹̖̟͍̔̈̔̿ͣͧͥͬ̀ ͒̉ͭͬ̅̾̓͐͡͏̺̩w͖̮̟̻͙͈͖̲͆a̧̩͆n̵͇̦̒̌͒̓̃̄̽̈ͯ͞t̴̝̭͎̅ͮ ̙̰͚̗̬͇̃̅͊̒̚͡s̡̨̠͖̝̠̪ͦō͈̟̪̰̯̯̿̋̔ͣͭ̾̎c̢͎ͣ́ͯ͌ͧ̌̑͌̎͜͡ì͈̫͍̮͢a̧̩̝ͤͮ̿ͬ̅l̢̻̣̰̱̤̜̫͎ͦ̀s̯͓ͬ͝?͖̩̹͍͍̰̞̥̞ͭ̂͡
D̡ͬ̈ͪ͛̑̂ͩ̒̑͗͏̝͚̥͖͍̠̹͍̰͇͚̩Ǫ̶̸̢̰̫̣͙͈͈̘ͫͥ͊͐ͭ͡ͅ ̶̴̻̺͍̗̱͉̱̱̯̝͕̝̐̽̿̃̒̓ͫ̂͗͛̏ͪ͑̇̚̕͠͝Y̴ͬ̌̍̌͊̿ͭ͏̝͕͇̯̰͓̀͝O̸̷̡̭̩̹͔̝̻̤̯̯̭̝̣̭̩̗ͩͫ̓̎̔͞ͅU̴̢̳̠̖̭̠͈̬̠͙̥̟̰̼͙͈̬͖͛̊̇̽͡?
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