Tank Ninja fought bugs in swamps. He had aching shoe. “Forget about Tank” they said. Fank dat boomf. He has 4000% health. Just one sideye at dudes on the wrong side of the street and they collapse. Dodn’t worry if Tank shows any mercy. You and I both know the answer to that quetion. “My only iteration, that it could be last and so forth.” Tanks quote. Said this on his saddest day and everyone who read it were shotting tears. He tells maab chicks this and they instantly want to marry him. 2023 he came out as lgbtq+ 🏳🌈. 2024 he lost his temper. 2025, well, lets just say hes reaching chonker preportions.
📍 Tank Tracker:
:) bambambam