Okay. A description has got to be short and snappy. One that says "Hey, this channel has content" but in a cool way because you gotta be cool and probably 2000s brand epic. It's gotta make an indelible mark unto the viewer through highly intellectual and meaningful communication, so indelible that they will be thinking fondly of THIS VERY MESSAGE far into elderly-person-hood. You have one shot at this; one shot to make this description perfect.
Hyello.
Fuck. You fucked it up. Well, I tried. No one reads descriptions anyways.