08:08

It’s even worse than you can imagine

03:27

IT’S OFFICIAL! 🥴 The nation is getting BIGGER

02:41

INSANE! 🤪 She said WHAT?!…

04:00

NO MORE JUICE 💉 It only took 3 years and 10 boosters

02:57

WHAT THE…🙁 You couldn’t make it up

02:31

SORRY 😥 Did you get the dreaded email?

02:11

IT’S TIME 😳 Get ready to clap for the dancing soldiers

02:05

WAR 👀 Ursula says Europe must REARM

02:57

NOT ALLOWED! 🚫 Farmers BANNED from London

02:52

STRANGE 🥴 Customers getting some weird stuff in their online groceries

02:59

CLOSING 🚫 Bank branches disappearing across the country

03:07

NOT ALLOWED! 😧 Khan’s plans to BAN your car

02:49

OOPS 😂 When a virtue-signal goes terribly wrong…

02:31

OH BOY 👀 Germany says you’ve had too much to think

02:52

PAYDAY CHAOS! 😳 Banks are DOWN again!

02:58

WOW 😳 Is this the end of the 8am doctor appointment scramble?

02:01

CALLED OUT! 😳 Apparently we have free speech

01:46

THE FILES 👀 What an absolute joke

02:59

CRINGE 😬 Here’s a treat for you

02:41

TAGGED 👀 Has Tesco gone mad?!

01:51

SUCKER-PUNCH 👊 That was fast!!

02:37

PRIVACY ALERT 🚨 All your personal details made available

02:37

SHOCKING 😳 Just how bad can the NHS get?!

02:51

OUTBREAK 😷 Mysterious illness could reach the UK

02:28

BYE SH*THOLE! 😁 Tate bros ditch Europe for the US

02:44

WATCH OUT 👀 The next time you go to the supermarket

02:50

WILL YOU GO? 🤔 People are leaving the UK in droves

03:16

PAY-PER-MILE 🚗💰 The latest scheme to get you out your car

02:48

SILENCE! 🤫 Now you’re not allowed to PRAY

02:52

POLICE VISIT 🚨 What has Clarkson done now?

02:44

UNREAL 🤡 These people are a walking joke

02:55

KEIR MEETS TRUMP 👀 I think we know how this will go

03:07

NOT ALLOWED! 🚫 The latest thing you can’t talk about

03:04

BILLY G 👀 Putting his money on BOTH sides

03:29

OH BOY 😳 Just when you were hoping things would get better McDonald’s does this

03:25

AND IT’S GONE 😧 Greggs has BIG problems

03:26

FIRED 🔥 Teacher got the sack and you won’t believe why

02:47

FIRST UK TESTBED 👀 Wales gets AI-powered facial recognition cameras

02:19

BILLS UP 😨 More broken promises as your energy bills soar

02:43

VAPING BAN? 🚫 New study shows it’s WORSE for you than smoking

01:58

MORE WAR! 😕 They’re not letting go

02:34

FAKE! 👀 Viral video of police officer rollerblading is NOT real

02:29

WOW 👀 This is 1984 on steroids!

02:53

RATTLED 🥴 Are things getting desperate?

03:31

CAREFUL 👀 BlackRock wants to sign you up for a lifetime of debt

03:21

ANGRY 🤬 Gordon keeps getting his stuff nicked

03:41

HUH 😳 Firemen ‘too white’ and ‘too male’

03:14

KNOCK KNOCK 👀 It’s the Thought Police

03:11

HOW MUCH?! 💰 Unbelievable amounts of your cash on ‘restaurants and bars’

03:17

NEW VIRUS 😨 New coronavirus discovered in WUHAN

03:01

WE WANT PROTECTION! 🤨 The celebs are pooing themselves

02:32

ERM…😳 This is the weirdest thing you’ll hear for a while

03:29

HEATING UP 👀 I didn’t have this on the bingo card

03:17

CLIMATE SCANDAL 😨 You won’t believe the people advising Ed

03:52

COFFEE BAN 🚫 Is caffeine next to get the axe?

02:40

WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? 🤔 No names or details of the pilots

02:45

MAKE SPACE 🥴 Coming to your home within the year

02:46

NAUGHTY 😳 Did she lie on her CV?

02:37

DISGUSTING 🤬 Rachel needs to get her priorities right

02:58

UNREAL 🤦‍♂️ You won’t believe what they’re putting your money into