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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of soaring over the oil fields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People saying to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and that I’m retarded, but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 3mm cannons and AMG114 hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache, and respect my right to kill from above, and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me, you are heliphobe and you need to check your very good privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Joined 27 February 2014
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