06:43

God explaining the Trinity to Jesus

06:35

When only ChatGPT can save your life

04:29

When can you say the N word (as a white person) 101

04:46

When it's your first day in the military but you're bad with directions

03:05

Companies having to decide when to take down their BLM stuff

06:01

When you get robbed while buying home insurance

05:16

When you try to get laid before they sacrifice a virgin

04:13

White Jeans - The commercial

04:37

When one Siamese twin is a feminist and the other is a terrorist

04:21

When you're a magician in the time of Jesus

09:37

When Washington and Lincoln have jury duty (in 2025)

05:07

When the officiant objects at the wedding

04:39

When the hitman is in a Saw trap

05:27

When you're about to have your first 3-some but then Jesus returns

03:39

Feminists vs Amelia Earhart

02:34

When you have to prove you're not a witch (this story actually happened)

04:29

When the pope dies

06:25

If sex change surgery profits went straight to the church

06:38

When you time travel to the stone age and you're still completely useless

03:04

When you have no patience

05:43

When it's your first day as a hacker but you lied on your resume

08:38

When the Nigerian prince turns out to be real

04:16

When the hostage is depressed

07:04

When you have to kill someone in prison

05:19

If the afterlife had a customer service line

06:43

Art makes no sense

07:07

When you get a visit from your future self

03:45

When immigration authorities raid the local elementary school

05:55

The day gendered language was invented

03:29

The world according to Candace Owens

03:28

When you have to watch one of those sad commercials

03:01

When the government wants to ban TikTok

05:13

The Devil (and God) in 2024

04:52

When you try to get your security deposit back

03:59

When you have to keep a secret while in prison

06:26

When Washington and Lincoln get taken hostage (in 2024)

04:14

The guy who invented the sport of curling (I assume)

06:30

When unidentified drones enter U.S. airspace

03:17

If brands acted like politicians

03:12

When one of the Siamese twins questions his sexuality

04:39

When it's your first day as an identity thief

02:55

When you get recruited to join a terrorist group

03:48

When you ask God what your purpose is but he responds

03:14

When your roommate shoots a CEO

04:16

If the dark web had a customer service line

03:52

When the Siamese twins are opposite political parties

03:28

I hate third-party sites so much (based on a true story)

05:17

When you meet a hot chick but she's in your family tree but she's pretty far away

04:16

When you're trying to get laid but you're a Siamese twin

04:53

When it's Noah's flood but the only place open is Joel Osteen's megachurch

05:16

When you have to join a gang

03:14

When it's your first day in prison

03:56

If gay wedding payments went straight to the church

03:41

When Hunter Biden wants a presidential pardon

05:17

When Rosa Parks is sitting in your seat

03:52

If abortion payments went straight to the church

06:00

Every DJ (or Justin Timberlake) who does this deserves the death penalty

05:14

When Biden and Trump meet in person

07:14

When Washington and Lincoln go vote (in 2024)

14:29

When the kidnappers have to overthrow a government