About

Hi there you stupid bastard and Welcome to the Corndog Maker Channel! And now I'd like to introduce you to one of our lovely Corndog Clerks Cammy

"You're my Daddy! oh I mean hello!
I'm Cammy, head of sales! I'm figuring out the money robot, he's not as big of a help as most guys but I always do my job even if it blows. I'm ready to get down on all fours and really get into that hard grind. I'm a team player! when one of the other girls is getting the shaft, I'll step in so we can lick it together!"

Thanks again Cammy.
So you see we are well staffed here to cater to your every need. We have your nutrition, your religion, your entertainment.

Like many successful companies we do not actually make anything ourselves. HAHA! I mean, what's the point when other people are working. So enjoy our subscribed channels and favorites containing corny cartoons, music videos lots of heathenism and boobies while you wait for one of our friendly and professional staff to get your Dog order to you.