Boy is actually stretching credulity to the absolute limit, I am a pensioner, a Glasgow man that now spends most of my time in sunny Catalonia.
I made the decision to temporarily leave my beloved Scotland till it regains its senses and embraces the inevitable.
That inevitable I refer to is of course Self Determination.
I am a father, a grandfather, a brother, an uncle, a cousin, a patriotic Scot, a republican and a socialist.